Tipe Facebook'ers

Facebook yang bener2 lagi booming saat ini menjadikannya banyak cerita, apalagi ditambah dengan status-status  yang bikin teman kita selalu ter-update segala aktivitasnya yang menjadikannya selalu "eksis" dimata temen2 yang lain.

nah berikut ini berbagai macan tipe facebookers dalam mengupdate statusnya, silahkan dibaca dan tipe yang manakan anda?

01.Manusia Super Update

Kapanpun dan dimanapun update status. Status nya ga panjang2 amat..tapi terlihat bikin risih, karena hal2 yang ga terlalu penting juga dia publikasikan

contoh :

"Lagi makan di restoran A..",

"Dalam perjalanan menuju neraka..",

"Saatnya baca koran..", dsb..

02.Manusia Melankolis

Biasanya dia curhat di status. Entah karena ingin banyak diberi komentar dari teman2nya atau hanya sekedar menuangkan unek2nya ke facebook, tapi biasanya orang tipe ini menceritakan kisahnya dan terkadang menanyakan solusi yg terbaik kepada yang laen..

contoh :

"Kamu sakitin aku..lebih baik aku cari yang lain..",

"Cuma kamu yang terbaik buat aku..terima kasih km sudah sayang ama aku selama ini..", dsb..

03.Manusia Tukang Ngeluh

Ga pagi, ga siang, ga malem, ga dikasih ujan, ga dikasih panas, ga dikasih uang, ga dikasih makan, pokonya semuanya dia keluhkan..

contoh :

" Jakarta maceeet..!! Panas pula..",

"Aaaargh ujan, padahal baru nyuci mobil..sialan. .!!",

"Males ngapa2in.. cape hati gara2 si do'i..", dsb..

04.Manusia Sombong

Mungkin beberapa dari mereka ga berniat menyombongkan diri, tapi terkadang orang yang melihatnya, yang notabene tidak bisa seberuntung dia, merasa kalo statusnya itu kelewat sombong, dan malah bikin sebel..

contoh :

"Otw ke Paris ..!!",

"BMW ku sayang, saatnya kamu mandi..aku mandiin ya sayang..", dsb..

05.Manusia Puitis

Dari judulnya udah jelas. Status nya selalu diisi dengan kata2 mutiara, tapi ga jelas apa maksudnya. Bikin kita terharu? Bikin kita sadar atas pesan tersembunyi nya? atau cuma sekedar memancing komentar? Sampai saat ini, tipe orang seperti ini masih dipertanyakan. .

contoh :

"Kita masing-masing adalah malaikat bersayap satu. Dan hanya bisa terbang bila saling berpelukan",

"Mencintai dan dicintai adalah seperti merasakan sinar matahari dari kedua sisi",

"Jika kau hidup sampai seratus tahun, aku ingin hidup seratus tahun kurang sehari, agar aku tidak pernah hidup tanpamu", dsb..

06.Manusia in English

Tipe manusianya bisa seperti apa saja, apakah melankolis, puitis, sombong dan sebagainya. Tapi dia berusaha lebih keren dengan mengatakannya dalam bahasa Inggwis Gicyu Low..

contoh :

"Tie and Chair..",

"I can tooth, you Pink sun.." dsb..

07. alay...

updatenya gaul2.... dan bahasa dewa.. ejaan yang dialaykan..

contoh..

" met moulnin all.. pagiiieh yg cewrah... xixiixi" << lol~

08. obsesi...

ngarep... tp ga kesampaian.. pengen jd artis ga dapat2.. dll..

contoh :

"duwh.... sesi pemotretan lagi! cape...", dsb...

09. Sok tau.. sotoy tenarnya..

contoh :

"pemerintah selalu memanjakan rakyatnya".. bla..bla...bla. .. pdahal ga taw apa yang ditulis..

10. bioskop mania..

update film yang abis ditonton dan kasih comment..

contoh :

"ICE AGE 3..REcomended! !"

11. tipe pedagang

contoh:

"jual sepatu bla bla bla"

12. tipe penyuluh masyarakat

contoh:

"jangan lupa dateng ke TPS, 5 menit utk 5 tahun bla..bla"

13. Tipe kaskuser

Pengguna Facebook Tipe Kaskuser baru online

contoh:

"PERTAMAXXXX GAN!"...

"5 menit lagi 'kalo berkenan cendolnya donk gannn"..... 1 jam lagi

'aduh sial gagal pertamax di trid sendiri'.... .. beberapa jam lagi

'YES GW UDAH ISO2000',

trus nawarin 'bagi2 cendol gratiss di kaskus ngerayain ISO

' kalo online pagi 'pagi2 enaknya ngaskus gan!',

'tidur telat bangun pagi2 nyalain komputer ngaskus lagi'

Dan masukan lain yang tentunya jadi status of the year..

14.Manusia Alay …(nggak jelas maunya apa).

Ada berbagai macam versi, dari tulisannya yang aneh, atau tulisannya biasa aja, hanya saja kosakata nya ga lazim..ato mungkin ada yg fusion..

Alay 1 : "DucH Gw4 5aYan9 b6t s4ma Lo...7aNgaN tin69aL!n akYu ya B3!bh..!!"

Alay 2 : "km mugh kog gag pernach ngabwarin aq lagee seech? kmuw maseeh saiangs sama aq gag seech sebenernywa? "

Alay 3 : "Ouh mY 9oD..!! kYknY4w c gW k3ReNz 48ee5h d3ch..!!" (Khusus buat tipe ini, ga usah di baca juga gpp..saya pribadi juga mikir dulu buat nulis ini, walaupun jadinya kurang mirip sama yg aslinya..)

15.Tipe Hidden Message

Tipe ini biasanya ga to the point, tapi tentunya punya niat biar orang yg dituju membaca nya..bagus2 kalo baca..kalo ngga? kelamaan nunggu, padahal langsung aja sms ya..

contoh :

"For you my M***, I can't live without you..you are my bla bla bla..",

"Heh, cewe bajingan..ngapain lo deket2in co gw?! kyk ga laku aja lo.." <<< (padahal ce tersebut ga jadi friend nya..mana bisa baca..)

16.Tipe Misterius

Tipe yang biasanya bikin banyak orang bertanya tanya atas apa maksud dari status orang tersebut.. Biasanya dalam suatu kalimat membutuhkan Subjek + Predikat + Objek + Keterangan.. Tapi orang tipe ini mungkin hanya mengambil beberapa atau malah hanya 1 saja.. Dan pastinya mengundang kontroversi. .

contoh :

"Sudahlah.." ,

"Telah berakhir.." <<< (apanya??),

"Termenung.. ."

semoga bermanfaat..

SBT2010

Sumber : Milist

Stress...???

STRESS is already a part of daily living. You may never know it but you are already affected by this issue. You shout at your kids or nag your partner about something. You seem to raise an issue out of a particular event even if it is not true. You also tend to be suspicious at some points. All these are due to stress.

Scientifically, stress is a state of high tension or pressure, resulting from an accident or injury or a psychological reaction of heightened emotional response. Certain occupations are particularly stressful, such as acting, advertising, controlling air traffic, politics, investing and gambling. As an effect of stressful emotions such as panic attacks, fear and anger, the blood pressure rises, the pulse beats faster, breathing is accelerated, digestion stops, and the adrenal glands become overactive.







MAJOR FACTS FOR STRESS:

1. It can be caused by many factors. Fear and anxiety are the greatest causes of psychological stress. In modern times people are constantly beset by the threat of calamities. They fear depression and inflation, unemployment, cancer and heart failure, missiles and bombs and famine. At home they may be confronted with marital incompatibility, quarrels, family illness, or financial troubles.

2. It can also cause something. Many illnesses are caused by mental stress, including ulcers, spastic constipation, diarrhea, high blood pressure and migraine headaches. Sometimes latent mental disorders are precipitated by stressful circumstances, as in the case of manic-depressive psychosis, schizophrenia, hysteria and neurasthenia.

3. It can worsen through time. When a person is subjected to repeated stresses, she is likely to develop what people call nervous breakdown, an unscientific but expressive term. The stress produced by the problems of everyday living has led to the widespread use of tranquilizers, a last resort when there seems to be no escape from a difficult situation.

4. It happens in daily living. Stress exists in almost every human activity and is not the same as nerve tension. Some stress is beneficial since it may stimulate action.

5. It can be lessened through healthy intimate relationships. Psychiatrists also found out that for the avoidance of excessive stress being married is better than being divorced or single.

6. There are major stressful events connected to it. Studies also showed that the death of a child is the most stressful of any life’s events. Other items include a jail sentence, major financial problems, divorce and the beginning of an extra-marital affair. Some of the environmental factors that may be related to stress are the status of health, the social class, and the size of the household.

7. There are also some stresses that cannot be controlled. Too much stress can show itself in various emotional, behavioral and physical signs, and the signs of stress differ extremely according to each individual.

Usual Physical, Emotional and Behavioral Signs of Stress:

The physical indications of stress include sleep interruptions, tense muscles, annoyance, gastrointestinal problem, and exhaustion. Its emotional and behavioral indications consist of apprehension, fear, alterations in eating practices, depleted energy, and mood swings. All of the symptoms given cannot tell whether a person has an elevated stress level because these indications may be due to other medical or mental problems.

It is also a fact that persons in stress are most likely to maintain harmful activities like drug and alcohol addiction, excessive cigarette smoking, and poor eating habits. These harmful activities can extremely add to the severity of the indications connected to stress.

Remember that all people may be prone to stress no matter what age you are in and no matter what status of life you have. The extent may vary also depending on how you take up the challenge that goes with it. If you have a support system with you, it is easy to do away with the situation. But at the worse, it may only lead you to panic attacks.

Semoga Bermanfaat...

SBT2010

Sumber : Milist

Daily World Wide Internet Traffic

Lalu lintas data di Internet setiap hari bisa kita bayangkan dan imajinasikan seperti dibawah ini:









Ya seperti itulah populasi trafik internet di Dunia

Semoga Bermanfaat

SBT2010

sumber : Milist

"The six keys to success"

1. Attitude
Bloom where you are planted. You have a choice to get back up after temporary set backs. Attitude is a small thing that makes a big difference!

2. Direction
If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there. Write your short term goals down on paper. I have discovered and continue to discover that putting your dreams and goals down on paper lock in or focus your belief that they can be achieved--even if you have to take a course correction in achieving your goals. Success comes in cans, failure comes in can'ts.

3. Values
Explore what is important to you. Maybe it is family, friends, your spirituality or working hard at any given task. I can assure you that your priorities will change as you grow older. Very important that you value yourself and treat yourself like the valuable gift from God that you are.

4. Interests
Birds of a feather flock together. This is to say that if you are hanging around winners or others with a "can do" mind-set, you'll likely adapt to this same kind of thinking. Remember--"SUCCESS LEAVES CLUES!

5. Commitment
Feelings may change, commitments do not. "Success is getting up one more time than you fall." I have often wanted to give up, and then I must think to myself about what the consequences of giving up will be. Generally, this is more than enough of a motivation to make us stick to the task at hand even if we don't feel like it. When the task is achieved, Whow!--IT FEELS GREAT!

6. Encouragement
Be an encourager and comforter to friends that are feeling discouraged. I promise that you will not regret this as you will be encouraged by one, if not many, when you are feeling down. Encouragement and love are contagious qualities that can change the minds of the most stubborn and "hard-to-get- along-with" people you know. I have seen it happen over and over again.

Sumber: Milist

BR

SBT2010

Marketing dan "Nembak"....

Masih dari beberapa milis tentang jokes dan sambil mengasah kemampuan bahasa Inggris kita.

jadi ini ceritanya adalah korelasi antara menyatakan Perasaan seorang pria pada pasangannya dengan Aktivitas Marketing, monggo dibaca....

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing..."

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising..."

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing..."

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations..."

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition..."

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."


8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."


9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."

gimana, mau tipe kayak apa anda ?

sbt2010